This was sth funny that happened during the time when I was having a bookfair
I got to know 2 guys from the neigbouring booths....
One of the was selling toothbrush holders..
Those super cute ones for a dollar...
There was this non-chinese who tot that the holders were scented
She started sniffing at it....
This guy (the promoter) he was super silly...
He said (in a funny and weird intonation)," This no fragance. The one that has fragrance is over there. Don't need to smell..."
I was like controlling my laughters....
At least this silly incident brightened up my day that day...
^ ^
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Sunday, September 27
可乐的蠢事之Xiu的赶猫篇
Time to blog abt sth happier...
N this happened quite sometimes back....
We had our girls' cum guy gathering.....
On our way to Mac
Roy dropped Qin at their block...
There was this cat lying on a car....
Qin got down
N Xiu tot that she's going to chase the cat away...
Juz in case the cat jumped down n got hurt
Then we realised that she got down to go home n get her jacket...
(-.-)'''
N this happened quite sometimes back....
We had our girls' cum guy gathering.....
On our way to Mac
Roy dropped Qin at their block...
There was this cat lying on a car....
Qin got down
N Xiu tot that she's going to chase the cat away...
Juz in case the cat jumped down n got hurt
Then we realised that she got down to go home n get her jacket...
(-.-)'''
Thursday, July 30
可乐的蠢事之你在耍我吧~
Wanted to blog about this silly incident some days back...
But was so busy that I forget... ^^
I still remembered that morning
I received a call from the bank
" Is this *可乐? There's something wrong w the cheques you banked in."
"When did you bank in your cheques?"
" How much did you bank in for your cheques?"
Yup those were the list of questions the person asked me.
I was shocked...
Cuz I really thought I wrote the cheques wrongly or my boss didn't sign properly...
*Sweat*
Then she continued...
"This is your friend Jace..." (-.-)'''
Yup Xia was so silly...
N that was 9+ in the morning when she gave me this prank call...
I really believed her at that point of time..
Of course I scolded her...
But bec of this silly incident
It did brighten up my day...
(Thanks Xia... Can see Sb v free during office hours.. Hehe)
W silly frenz and silly me ard...
Days are definitely happier ^^
PS: I'm thankful for what I have now... Cherish all the peeps I love.. ^^
But was so busy that I forget... ^^
I still remembered that morning
I received a call from the bank
" Is this *可乐? There's something wrong w the cheques you banked in."
"When did you bank in your cheques?"
" How much did you bank in for your cheques?"
Yup those were the list of questions the person asked me.
I was shocked...
Cuz I really thought I wrote the cheques wrongly or my boss didn't sign properly...
*Sweat*
Then she continued...
"This is your friend Jace..." (-.-)'''
Yup Xia was so silly...
N that was 9+ in the morning when she gave me this prank call...
I really believed her at that point of time..
Of course I scolded her...
But bec of this silly incident
It did brighten up my day...
(Thanks Xia... Can see Sb v free during office hours.. Hehe)
W silly frenz and silly me ard...
Days are definitely happier ^^
PS: I'm thankful for what I have now... Cherish all the peeps I love.. ^^
Tuesday, July 14
可乐的蠢事之我好辛苦篇
Met up with my sisters during the weekend...
Had dinner tgt
Of course with the few of us tgt
We could be really gossipy and crappy~
After dinner Xiu suddenly told me
"我好辛苦。"
I was a little worried...
Cuz I thought she was too full or what
That's why She's not feeling well..
But apparently it wasn't that case...
Later realised she felt "辛苦"
Cuz her hp ran out of batt
And she wanted to go home to charge it
Guess she can't live w/o hp... >.<
I'm evil~ Haha
Made me worried for awhile...
Haiz...
[觉得自己有点笨笨的。。。
Xiu 你耍我吗？]
Had dinner tgt
Of course with the few of us tgt
We could be really gossipy and crappy~
After dinner Xiu suddenly told me
"我好辛苦。"
I was a little worried...
Cuz I thought she was too full or what
That's why She's not feeling well..
But apparently it wasn't that case...
Later realised she felt "辛苦"
Cuz her hp ran out of batt
And she wanted to go home to charge it
Guess she can't live w/o hp... >.<
I'm evil~ Haha
Made me worried for awhile...
Haiz...
[觉得自己有点笨笨的。。。
Xiu 你耍我吗？]
Wednesday, April 15
可乐的蠢事（11）之拒绝篇
这一篇是关于斯文男
即熟悉又陌生的名字
对的，这名字已经好久没出现在可乐的部落格上了
那一天因为姐妹们没叫我就跑去看Departures [算什么姐妹嘛]
又找不到想看这部电影的其他朋友
结果我就问了斯文男是否要一起去看
结果。。。
被他拒绝啦
因为星期一他没空
朋友总觉得我和他会有什么
所以就告诉她们这件事
结果姐妹们都笑我~
所以我和他不会有什么啦
Quote wat Xiu said：
因为是朋友，所以敢拒绝 (I agree)
如果不是很熟的朋友，又不敢拒绝你，
还跟你去看一出他/他不想看的电影
她/他应该会给一张“我想现在就回家”的表情。。。
那时候还“难过”地跟朋友说
我被拒绝了~
哈哈
即熟悉又陌生的名字
对的，这名字已经好久没出现在可乐的部落格上了
那一天因为姐妹们没叫我就跑去看Departures [算什么姐妹嘛]
又找不到想看这部电影的其他朋友
结果我就问了斯文男是否要一起去看
结果。。。
被他拒绝啦
因为星期一他没空
朋友总觉得我和他会有什么
所以就告诉她们这件事
结果姐妹们都笑我~
所以我和他不会有什么啦
Quote wat Xiu said：
因为是朋友，所以敢拒绝 (I agree)
如果不是很熟的朋友，又不敢拒绝你，
还跟你去看一出他/他不想看的电影
她/他应该会给一张“我想现在就回家”的表情。。。
那时候还“难过”地跟朋友说
我被拒绝了~
哈哈
可乐的蠢事（10）之你在看什么？
Today met up w Xiu to go home tgt...
Super long didn't see her ( a month I guess)
Updated her w my boring life....
Whereas she updated me w her happening life :)
We went to Np N I had my mac again...
I'm really a fast food kid~ (no wonder getting FAT) Haha
But I don't really care now~ (Or maybe I do?!)
That's NOT the 重点
Anyway on our way back
We saw a 'guai' shu shu...
I noticed him first n told Xiu to c...
He was peeking thru a hole thru the board
Where the other side is the construction work...
The thing is that he's not a worker...
If we are not wrong, he's juz a passer-by A
Me n Xiu v silly...
We came up w a conclusion:
Mayb there was this previous person who peeked thru that hole b4 him
He was curious to see wat was it
N waited for the person the leave b4 he's the 2nd to peek... (-.-)'''
[在平凡中找些娱乐，来娱乐自己。。。]
Super long didn't see her ( a month I guess)
Updated her w my boring life....
Whereas she updated me w her happening life :)
We went to Np N I had my mac again...
I'm really a fast food kid~ (no wonder getting FAT) Haha
But I don't really care now~ (Or maybe I do?!)
That's NOT the 重点
Anyway on our way back
We saw a 'guai' shu shu...
I noticed him first n told Xiu to c...
He was peeking thru a hole thru the board
Where the other side is the construction work...
The thing is that he's not a worker...
If we are not wrong, he's juz a passer-by A
Me n Xiu v silly...
We came up w a conclusion:
Mayb there was this previous person who peeked thru that hole b4 him
He was curious to see wat was it
N waited for the person the leave b4 he's the 2nd to peek... (-.-)'''
[在平凡中找些娱乐，来娱乐自己。。。]
Sunday, January 18
可乐的蠢事（8）之剪刀篇
It has been v long I didn't write abt my stupidity cum silliness incidents
This happened on friday...
That afternoon I was supposed to get some laminating done.
There was a mini mart near my workplace
Went to check out if they provide any laminating services
Yup they do
So I happily went to borrow a pair of scissors from them to trim the article before laminating
'Lao shi' was with me that time.
He was telling me that Y didn't I asked them abt the laminating price b4 I used their scissors
He questioned me that wat if the price is too steep
N in the end we don't want it
Yet I've already used their scissors.
Then I was "Oh ya hor..."
So I replied him thank the person for their scissors and walk out of the store.
At most they ll think tt I'm a weird.
Think 'lao shi' gave me a v 无奈expression.
This happened on friday...
That afternoon I was supposed to get some laminating done.
There was a mini mart near my workplace
Went to check out if they provide any laminating services
Yup they do
So I happily went to borrow a pair of scissors from them to trim the article before laminating
'Lao shi' was with me that time.
He was telling me that Y didn't I asked them abt the laminating price b4 I used their scissors
He questioned me that wat if the price is too steep
N in the end we don't want it
Yet I've already used their scissors.
Then I was "Oh ya hor..."
So I replied him thank the person for their scissors and walk out of the store.
At most they ll think tt I'm a weird.
Think 'lao shi' gave me a v 无奈expression.
Saturday, August 9
Happy National Day~ cum 可乐的蠢事（7）
Yesterday had a national day celebration in school~
The girls were really enthu~
First time felt that I'm so patriotic
Cos I wore red n white~ [feel like a walking flag~]
N that I had joined in the singing n cheering...
Mayb cos it's the atmosphere... Haha~
However yesterday I tripped over a wire
& nearly fell flat on my face~ >.<
Guess the students n teachers that were standing behind saw that~
OMG~
It's super embarrassing~
Anyway it's over
Of course had enjoyed my day
Moreover the celebration ends early
So I had more than half a day for myself... =)
The girls were really enthu~
First time felt that I'm so patriotic
Cos I wore red n white~ [feel like a walking flag~]
N that I had joined in the singing n cheering...
Mayb cos it's the atmosphere... Haha~
However yesterday I tripped over a wire
& nearly fell flat on my face~ >.<
Guess the students n teachers that were standing behind saw that~
OMG~
It's super embarrassing~
Anyway it's over
Of course had enjoyed my day
Moreover the celebration ends early
So I had more than half a day for myself... =)
Saturday, June 7
可乐的蠢事（6）之 第一次去Defence Technology Towers
My first time to the Defence Tower~
The security was real strict...
Cabbed down to the place cos was late~ [as usual]
Got to know that they dunn allow the cab to get in
So I had to walk in...
I juz followed the peeps blindly..
They need to scanned the bag you brought in...
N this has made me real nervous [可乐不适合干坏事，否则最容易遭拆穿。]
There's this guy in front of me
He was requested to check his pocket
My personal OS: Huh?! Pocket also need to check... They are really concerned about details... >.<
So after my bag was scanned, I tot they were supposed to check my pockets as well
Yet they didn't say anything to me..
So I felt puzzled
Went up to one of them to ask is that all
N realised that yup that's all & I juz need to get the visitor's pass
Went to one of their counter
One of the officers was on duty [He looks young: either he's abt our age or gor's age]
Shown him whatever he requested
N told him I need to go to Tower B
Gave him my I/C to exchange for the pass
Then he said HP
I was like HP?! Then I started giving him the weird look again
I never know they are also interested in my HP too...
Haha.. I felt so silly then~
Realised that we are not allow to bring in camera-phone~
So he gave me the one of the locker's key to put my phone in~
Then I tot he'll return me my I/C after I got the visitor's pass~
So I continued standing there
Now was his turn to give me that weird stare..
Only then I realised I can only collect my I/C after I had returned the pass...
I felt damn silly~ Super embarrassed by my stupidity~
[Btw this officer is CUTE~ Haha]>>> tt's why I feel super paiseh in front of him~
When everything ended I went back to collect back my stuffs
Think he was secretly laughing at my ignorant~
Haiz~
Side track: The person who helped with my voice test is another tall shuai ge~ Hehe~
The security was real strict...
Cabbed down to the place cos was late~ [as usual]
Got to know that they dunn allow the cab to get in
So I had to walk in...
I juz followed the peeps blindly..
They need to scanned the bag you brought in...
N this has made me real nervous [可乐不适合干坏事，否则最容易遭拆穿。]
There's this guy in front of me
He was requested to check his pocket
My personal OS: Huh?! Pocket also need to check... They are really concerned about details... >.<
So after my bag was scanned, I tot they were supposed to check my pockets as well
Yet they didn't say anything to me..
So I felt puzzled
Went up to one of them to ask is that all
N realised that yup that's all & I juz need to get the visitor's pass
Went to one of their counter
One of the officers was on duty [He looks young: either he's abt our age or gor's age]
Shown him whatever he requested
N told him I need to go to Tower B
Gave him my I/C to exchange for the pass
Then he said HP
I was like HP?! Then I started giving him the weird look again
I never know they are also interested in my HP too...
Haha.. I felt so silly then~
Realised that we are not allow to bring in camera-phone~
So he gave me the one of the locker's key to put my phone in~
Then I tot he'll return me my I/C after I got the visitor's pass~
So I continued standing there
Now was his turn to give me that weird stare..
Only then I realised I can only collect my I/C after I had returned the pass...
I felt damn silly~ Super embarrassed by my stupidity~
[Btw this officer is CUTE~ Haha]>>> tt's why I feel super paiseh in front of him~
When everything ended I went back to collect back my stuffs
Think he was secretly laughing at my ignorant~
Haiz~
Side track: The person who helped with my voice test is another tall shuai ge~ Hehe~
可乐的蠢事（5）之 Microform Viewing
好久没写可乐的蠢事了~
今天又要开始暴料自己的蠢事~
Microform Viewing 第一步曲
之前有提过
这个学期可乐第一次用Microfilm viewing machine
刚好遇见了Mr Nice
那时才初次与Mr Nice见面
就问了他明天是否还会回来学校用Microfilm viewing machine~
[因为自己想回来学校用，可是又害怕还是不会操作机器]
当时我想我应该是把他给吓到了
因为他给了我一张“我有点奇怪”的表情 o.O
我想是正常人都会给我这种表情吧
毕竟我才刚认识你，又跟你不熟~
现在回想起来还觉得有点傻
不知那时候哪来的勇气说出这些话
哈哈~
当然他的回答是“不会”
那我也没办法
总不能求他为了我回来学校吧~
那他应该会很想揍我~
可能他的心理OS是：跟你真得很不熟，还要我特地星期六下午回来学校？你算老几？！
哈哈~ 这样想好像有点坏~
[与他的点点滴滴，将会保留在可乐的回忆里]
Microfilm Viewing 第二部曲
又有一次可乐一直都不能把Microfilm "load"进去那台机器
就有个Ms Nice看见了（当时Mr Nice好像没来~）
[就跟Mr Nice所说的一样，即使没有遇见他还是有很多好人在的]
她就问了我需不需要她的帮忙
当时我很坚定地说不用了~
因为当时可乐相信自己能搞定
怎么知道弄了10分钟后，可乐还是没把它搞定
只好厚着脸皮回去找Ms Nice。。。
我给了她一张很无奈的表情，说我还是无法搞定~
她的人超好的
只是跟我笑了笑，二话不说就把它给搞定了~
超快的~
可乐当时觉得自己笨死了
已经用了第3次了，有时还是无法搞定~
真差劲~
今天又要开始暴料自己的蠢事~
Microform Viewing 第一步曲
之前有提过
这个学期可乐第一次用Microfilm viewing machine
刚好遇见了Mr Nice
那时才初次与Mr Nice见面
就问了他明天是否还会回来学校用Microfilm viewing machine~
[因为自己想回来学校用，可是又害怕还是不会操作机器]
当时我想我应该是把他给吓到了
因为他给了我一张“我有点奇怪”的表情 o.O
我想是正常人都会给我这种表情吧
毕竟我才刚认识你，又跟你不熟~
现在回想起来还觉得有点傻
不知那时候哪来的勇气说出这些话
哈哈~
当然他的回答是“不会”
那我也没办法
总不能求他为了我回来学校吧~
那他应该会很想揍我~
可能他的心理OS是：跟你真得很不熟，还要我特地星期六下午回来学校？你算老几？！
哈哈~ 这样想好像有点坏~
[与他的点点滴滴，将会保留在可乐的回忆里]
Microfilm Viewing 第二部曲
又有一次可乐一直都不能把Microfilm "load"进去那台机器
就有个Ms Nice看见了（当时Mr Nice好像没来~）
[就跟Mr Nice所说的一样，即使没有遇见他还是有很多好人在的]
她就问了我需不需要她的帮忙
当时我很坚定地说不用了~
因为当时可乐相信自己能搞定
怎么知道弄了10分钟后，可乐还是没把它搞定
只好厚着脸皮回去找Ms Nice。。。
我给了她一张很无奈的表情，说我还是无法搞定~
她的人超好的
只是跟我笑了笑，二话不说就把它给搞定了~
超快的~
可乐当时觉得自己笨死了
已经用了第3次了，有时还是无法搞定~
真差劲~
Saturday, February 16
可乐的蠢事（4）之求签篇
那时是可乐第一次求签
所以什么都不懂
不知怎么样才是正确的求签方法
而离朋友也有一段距离
所以无法问朋友
庙里都不是有圣碑 >>> 月亮形状的那个东西
那时只懂圣碑需要一个朝上、另一个朝下才是你要的答案
所以当可乐的第一只签掉出来时
可乐也就跟着丢了圣碑
可是圣碑并没有一个朝上、另一个朝下
相反的两个都是朝下
所以可乐便一直丢那圣碑
直到有一个朝上、另一个朝下
但这是错的示范
问了朋友
朋友说若圣碑都是朝下或都朝上
就得把那签放回去、从新再抽。。。。
回想起来
就觉得自己好像是在逼神给我那掉出来的签
因为只重新丢那圣碑
并没有再把那不对的签放回去、从新抽过
但是没有关系。。。
现在可乐懂了~
不会再笨笨的只丢那圣碑。。。
所以什么都不懂
不知怎么样才是正确的求签方法
而离朋友也有一段距离
所以无法问朋友
庙里都不是有圣碑 >>> 月亮形状的那个东西
那时只懂圣碑需要一个朝上、另一个朝下才是你要的答案
所以当可乐的第一只签掉出来时
可乐也就跟着丢了圣碑
可是圣碑并没有一个朝上、另一个朝下
相反的两个都是朝下
所以可乐便一直丢那圣碑
直到有一个朝上、另一个朝下
但这是错的示范
问了朋友
朋友说若圣碑都是朝下或都朝上
就得把那签放回去、从新再抽。。。。
回想起来
就觉得自己好像是在逼神给我那掉出来的签
因为只重新丢那圣碑
并没有再把那不对的签放回去、从新抽过
但是没有关系。。。
现在可乐懂了~
不会再笨笨的只丢那圣碑。。。
Wednesday, January 23
可乐的蠢事（3）之爱情观篇
记得中学时期时
曾经喜欢上光头男
他是可乐的学长~
喜欢他也喜欢了好几年
直到毕业后还很喜欢他
那时傻里傻气的可乐
一心只认为这一辈子
就只会喜欢他这个男生
后来男生也有了很可爱的女友
可乐也难过了好久
但是可乐后来发现
还有更好的男生值得可乐去喜欢。。。
可乐也发现了
光头男也渐渐地变成了发福男~
>>>看得出来他是幸福的。。。
看着他的照片、想到从前
不知为何心里酸酸的。。。
我想这世界并没有永恒不变的爱情~
曾经喜欢上光头男
他是可乐的学长~
喜欢他也喜欢了好几年
直到毕业后还很喜欢他
那时傻里傻气的可乐
一心只认为这一辈子
就只会喜欢他这个男生
后来男生也有了很可爱的女友
可乐也难过了好久
但是可乐后来发现
还有更好的男生值得可乐去喜欢。。。
可乐也发现了
光头男也渐渐地变成了发福男~
>>>看得出来他是幸福的。。。
看着他的照片、想到从前
不知为何心里酸酸的。。。
我想这世界并没有永恒不变的爱情~
Wednesday, January 9
可乐的蠢事（2）之如果不是学生篇
想起他时就会想起昔日喜欢他的心情。。。
记得那时候我会在那里想
“如果我不是学生，你会不会喜欢我？”之类的问题。。。
哈哈。。。可见当时的可乐真是个白痴！！
现在的我也知道以上的答案是什么了。。
不会
既是我不是学生的话，他也不可能喜欢我~
那时的他我想也应该有喜欢的人了吧！
看开了一切就能轻松地面对。。。
所以我想我已看开了~
那时的我就是这么爱幻想。。。
现在回想起来
也觉得自己真的是个白痴 ：p
笨笨的可乐~
记得那时候我会在那里想
“如果我不是学生，你会不会喜欢我？”之类的问题。。。
哈哈。。。可见当时的可乐真是个白痴！！
现在的我也知道以上的答案是什么了。。
不会
既是我不是学生的话，他也不可能喜欢我~
那时的他我想也应该有喜欢的人了吧！
看开了一切就能轻松地面对。。。
所以我想我已看开了~
那时的我就是这么爱幻想。。。
现在回想起来
也觉得自己真的是个白痴 ：p
笨笨的可乐~
Thursday, October 18
可乐的蠢事（1）之一见钟情篇
This incident happened quite long ago...
When I'm in sec sch... Tt time still quite naive in my thinking...
Told my bestie tt I'll blog abt it cos I think I'm quite silly... N it's funny in a way..
记得当年李心洁唱了《爱像大海》
以下是它的歌词：
我把思念望进白云里
好飘上天空飘向你
下成了雨(下成了雨)雨就嘩啦啦啦
下成小溪 流过山谷和大地
向大海去(向大海去)一波波的潮来潮去
从来不休息浪花依依 不敢要你珍惜
有没有看到 有没有看到 我正在想你
有没有听到 有没有听到 貝殼的秘密
我爱你 到底你是谁
让爱像大海 深深藍藍的
“。。。我爱你 到底你是谁。。。”
我：Eh gor... 为什么你爱那个人，可是你又不知道那个人是谁？
他：一见钟情吧。。。你可以在公车/地铁/路上见到这个人，觉得他/她是自己类型的。。而喜欢他/她，可是你又不知道他/她是谁。。
我：一见钟情？哦。。一见钟情。。
那时候的自己并没有想到那么的远
而一向来也都不相信一见钟情这回事
总觉得一见钟情只会在偶像剧才会有的事
现实生活里是不会出现的
直到现在还是有这样的想法。。。
回想起来
觉得自己笨笨的。。
傻乎乎的可乐。。。
When I'm in sec sch... Tt time still quite naive in my thinking...
Told my bestie tt I'll blog abt it cos I think I'm quite silly... N it's funny in a way..
记得当年李心洁唱了《爱像大海》
以下是它的歌词：
我把思念望进白云里
好飘上天空飘向你
下成了雨(下成了雨)雨就嘩啦啦啦
下成小溪 流过山谷和大地
向大海去(向大海去)一波波的潮来潮去
从来不休息浪花依依 不敢要你珍惜
有没有看到 有没有看到 我正在想你
有没有听到 有没有听到 貝殼的秘密
我爱你 到底你是谁
让爱像大海 深深藍藍的
“。。。我爱你 到底你是谁。。。”
我：Eh gor... 为什么你爱那个人，可是你又不知道那个人是谁？
他：一见钟情吧。。。你可以在公车/地铁/路上见到这个人，觉得他/她是自己类型的。。而喜欢他/她，可是你又不知道他/她是谁。。
我：一见钟情？哦。。一见钟情。。
那时候的自己并没有想到那么的远
而一向来也都不相信一见钟情这回事
总觉得一见钟情只会在偶像剧才会有的事
现实生活里是不会出现的
直到现在还是有这样的想法。。。
回想起来
觉得自己笨笨的。。
傻乎乎的可乐。。。
Friday, September 7
迷糊の可乐
今天早上了导论课后
我竟然忘了把铅笔盒收回包包里
可乐~在搞什么啊！
这么大的一个铅笔盒
竟然也可以忘了收回包包。。。
可见我今天有多迷糊~
却认得我、把铅笔盒还给我 =）
否则损失惨重。。。
>>>没有pencil、pens~ I can't survive during lectures...
*用了弯弯のemo icon...=)
我竟然忘了把铅笔盒收回包包里
可乐~在搞什么啊！
这么大的一个铅笔盒
竟然也可以忘了收回包包。。。
可见我今天有多迷糊~
很庆幸班的同学真的是个好人
并不是很熟却认得我、把铅笔盒还给我 =）
否则损失惨重。。。
>>>没有pencil、pens~ I can't survive during lectures...
*用了弯弯のemo icon...=)
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